Move over oat milk lattes. There’s a new morning ritual in town!
Introducing our most a-wake-ening launch yet: the world’s first Caffeinated Deodorant. That’s right. Coffee... for your pits. Because showering isn't stimulating enough, apparently.
Our completely real and definitely not made up new Energising Coffee Refillable Roll-On is packed with bold roast aromas, intense bean energy, and just the right hint of over-caffeinated panic. One swipe and BOOM — your underarms are buzzing. Literally. (Side effects may include high-fiving strangers and speaking exclusively in productivity quotes.)
☕ Say Goodbye to Sleepy Armpits
Forget the 3pm slump. With our patent-pending (not really) Pitpresso™ technology, each roll-on delivers a smooth, triple-shot glide of energy-enhancing caffeine extract directly to your underarms.
You’ll smell like a walking café and sweat like a motivational speaker.
Features Include:
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⚡ Extra Shot Strength (No decaf nonsense here)
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💪 Natural Bean Power™ (made up but sounds impressive)
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🔁 Refillable, recyclable, and remarkably not real
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😮 Suitable for armpits, not suitable for consumption
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🧠 Fully endorsed by absolutely no scientists
Wait... is this real?
No. No, it is absolutely not real.
It’s April Fools’ Day, and we couldn’t resist. There’s no caffeine in our deodorants, no coffee-infused pits, and we have no intention of launching a “Pitpresso” range (though the name is kind of iconic, not gonna lie).
That said... if you would buy a coffee-scented deodorant, we’re not above taking notes. 👀
What Is Real?
While we don’t offer barista-grade underarm boosters (yet), we do offer award-winning natural deodorants that:
✅ Are made from 100% natural origin ingredients
✅ Are certified COSMOS Natural, Vegan Society, and Leaping Bunny approved
✅ Actually exist, unlike this one
✅ Come in a range of genuinely lovely scents (sorry, not coffee)
🛍️ Explore Our Very Real Deodorants Here
Thanks for playing along — and remember: coffee goes in your cup, not your pits!
Happy April Fools’ Day!
